What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Rashid (Guest) on November 16, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Amir (Guest) on November 10, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 30, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Sarafina (Guest) on October 24, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Juma (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 5, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 4, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 27, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 26, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Daudi (Guest) on September 23, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 21, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Mohamed (Guest) on September 18, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on September 18, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Maulid (Guest) on September 14, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 7, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

James Kimani (Guest) on September 3, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 28, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Bakari (Guest) on August 2, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Hekima (Guest) on July 29, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Baraka (Guest) on July 26, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 14, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Hekima (Guest) on July 6, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 4, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Makame (Guest) on July 3, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mariam (Guest) on June 20, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

James Mduma (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 3, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 25, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 23, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Halima (Guest) on May 18, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Jamila (Guest) on May 14, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 13, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 4, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Daudi (Guest) on April 30, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 27, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Daudi (Guest) on April 20, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Jamila (Guest) on April 17, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 7, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Abubakari (Guest) on April 6, 2017

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Sofia (Guest) on March 29, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Tabu (Guest) on March 23, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Kassim (Guest) on March 22, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 20, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 17, 2017

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

John Mushi (Guest) on March 7, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Omar (Guest) on March 2, 2017

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 26, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Maida (Guest) on February 15, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Nassor (Guest) on February 12, 2017

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mazrui (Guest) on February 6, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Fadhila (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 13, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅