What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 6, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

John Malisa (Guest) on February 4, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Selemani (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Maida (Guest) on January 20, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Umi (Guest) on December 4, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Safiya (Guest) on November 6, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 5, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 23, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Aziza (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on September 11, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mariam (Guest) on August 19, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 13, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Makame (Guest) on August 10, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mashaka (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Rashid (Guest) on August 4, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 23, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 19, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

George Tenga (Guest) on July 15, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 8, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Shamsa (Guest) on July 8, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Maneno (Guest) on July 6, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 26, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 11, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Maulid (Guest) on June 9, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 2, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 1, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Maida (Guest) on May 31, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 22, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 14, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 3, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Zainab (Guest) on April 20, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 15, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 14, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 7, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Shamsa (Guest) on March 10, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 3, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 22, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 22, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 21, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 14, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 30, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Muslima (Guest) on January 26, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 22, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 20, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪