Which flower talks the most?

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 28, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Zakia (Guest) on December 18, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 17, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Khadija (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Biashara (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 7, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 3, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 1, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 28, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Halima (Guest) on October 28, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 29, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 27, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Bakari (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 15, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Abdillah (Guest) on September 13, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 13, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 23, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 17, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 6, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 4, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Kheri (Guest) on August 2, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 8, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 6, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Amir (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Amir (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mazrui (Guest) on June 11, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Baridi (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Shukuru (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Ahmed (Guest) on May 28, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 23, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 10, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 3, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rashid (Guest) on April 29, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 23, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Bakari (Guest) on April 13, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Khamis (Guest) on April 11, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 6, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Saidi (Guest) on March 17, 2017

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 14, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 13, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Safiya (Guest) on March 3, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 3, 2017

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 2, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 25, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Chum (Guest) on February 24, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on February 23, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!