Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 7, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mwanais (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Jamal (Guest) on December 16, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 13, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 8, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Daudi (Guest) on November 23, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 20, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Fikiri (Guest) on November 6, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on November 5, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 4, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 18, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 13, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 17, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mhina (Guest) on September 13, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nassor (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 31, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Sultan (Guest) on August 29, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 27, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 25, 2017

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Khatib (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Selemani (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 3, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 26, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Baraka (Guest) on July 12, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 9, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 7, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Safiya (Guest) on June 23, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 3, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Shamim (Guest) on June 2, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Biashara (Guest) on May 14, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Abdillah (Guest) on May 14, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 12, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 4, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 18, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 13, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 3, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Bakari (Guest) on April 1, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Faiza (Guest) on March 27, 2017

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

John Lissu (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Baraka (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 5, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Kheri (Guest) on February 12, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on February 11, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 6, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 28, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 3, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 27, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Hekima (Guest) on December 27, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Faiza (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nasra (Guest) on December 23, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 13, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mgeni (Guest) on December 13, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆