Why do bees have sticky hair?

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 6, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 2, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 3, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 25, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mhina (Guest) on January 9, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 23, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Halima (Guest) on November 14, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 9, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Khadija (Guest) on October 13, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 12, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Tambwe (Guest) on October 12, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 9, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 1, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 28, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Omar (Guest) on September 27, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Abubakari (Guest) on September 21, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 1, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Yusra (Guest) on August 28, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mhina (Guest) on August 23, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 16, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 12, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 6, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 3, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on July 29, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 20, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 18, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Zakia (Guest) on July 13, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 13, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 26, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 15, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Kheri (Guest) on June 7, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mashaka (Guest) on June 7, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 7, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 27, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Rashid (Guest) on May 25, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Baridi (Guest) on May 23, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

John Malisa (Guest) on May 16, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 13, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 11, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 9, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Amir (Guest) on May 4, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 29, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 28, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 14, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 6, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Baridi (Guest) on February 22, 2017

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Kiza (Guest) on February 21, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Makame (Guest) on February 20, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 6, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅