Nahida (Guest) on February 9, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Masika (Guest) on February 6, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Rahim (Guest) on February 2, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 25, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 19, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 17, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mwanais (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Zuhura (Guest) on January 3, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 20, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Hekima (Guest) on December 6, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Jamila (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 26, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 19, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Rubea (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 1, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Sumaya (Guest) on October 26, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nahida (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 6, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Ahmed (Guest) on September 28, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Majid (Guest) on September 24, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Selemani (Guest) on September 13, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sultan (Guest) on September 6, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Bahati (Guest) on September 2, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mjaka (Guest) on August 24, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Sofia (Guest) on August 21, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Amani (Guest) on August 14, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Abubakar (Guest) on August 12, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 1, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Chiku (Guest) on July 23, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Hassan (Guest) on July 16, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 14, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 13, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Selemani (Guest) on July 5, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 25, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 5, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Zubeida (Guest) on May 22, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 20, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Furaha (Guest) on April 28, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 27, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 17, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 7, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwanais (Guest) on March 30, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 30, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Hassan (Guest) on March 22, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

John Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Saidi (Guest) on March 1, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

John Mushi (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂