Are turkey leftovers good for your health?

Rahma (Guest) on April 19, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 12, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 1, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Kiza (Guest) on March 22, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Zainab (Guest) on March 12, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 27, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 15, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 8, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Selemani (Guest) on February 2, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Shamim (Guest) on January 30, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 27, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Sekela (Guest) on January 25, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 22, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 22, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Wande (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 23, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 20, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Maneno (Guest) on December 13, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on December 10, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Omari (Guest) on December 8, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Sarafina (Guest) on November 17, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 2, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 30, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Ahmed (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Safiya (Guest) on October 17, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 11, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Shamsa (Guest) on October 1, 2016

😆 That punchline!

Nahida (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Faiza (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Rubea (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 31, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 30, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 25, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Mchuma (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 16, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 20, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 12, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 6, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Faiza (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Abubakar (Guest) on May 31, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 13, 2016

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 4, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Omar (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on April 30, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Rubea (Guest) on April 29, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 28, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Amani (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 4, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 1, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 29, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Hekima (Guest) on March 13, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Nassar (Guest) on March 9, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️