How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?

Asha (Guest) on January 26, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Hekima (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Shabani (Guest) on December 12, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 12, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Majid (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Salma (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 18, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 16, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Shamsa (Guest) on October 2, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 2, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mohamed (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

James Mduma (Guest) on September 21, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Shani (Guest) on September 18, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Maimuna (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nchi (Guest) on September 12, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Khadija (Guest) on September 9, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nuru (Guest) on August 25, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 23, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 22, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Makame (Guest) on August 9, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Sharifa (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Jamila (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Kazija (Guest) on July 23, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Rahma (Guest) on July 18, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sarafina (Guest) on July 10, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 8, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Amani (Guest) on July 8, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 21, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

John Malisa (Guest) on June 20, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Rehema (Guest) on June 15, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Khalifa (Guest) on June 10, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Jafari (Guest) on June 6, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Nyota (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Husna (Guest) on May 21, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 15, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mariam (Guest) on May 7, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 7, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

George Mallya (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Salma (Guest) on May 2, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Abdillah (Guest) on April 25, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

John Malisa (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 18, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Rukia (Guest) on April 1, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 29, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Saidi (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 18, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 10, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mchawi (Guest) on March 9, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️