How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 3, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 2, 2017

😂 So funny!

Latifa (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mwanais (Guest) on March 21, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Nyota (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Fikiri (Guest) on March 9, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 9, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 26, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 25, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 22, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 14, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on February 7, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 3, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 28, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Sultan (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Chiku (Guest) on January 4, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 20, 2016

😄 You got me!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 18, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 16, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 26, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 14, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Jamal (Guest) on October 8, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

James Malima (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 29, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Amir (Guest) on September 29, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Kazija (Guest) on September 28, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Khalifa (Guest) on September 27, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on September 24, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Amani (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Zawadi (Guest) on September 14, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Juma (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 9, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 19, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Makame (Guest) on August 13, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

John Lissu (Guest) on July 28, 2016

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 25, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Nassar (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

John Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

John Mushi (Guest) on July 6, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nassor (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 29, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Omari (Guest) on June 26, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 21, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

David Chacha (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

John Lissu (Guest) on May 16, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Fadhila (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂