What did the duck say to the clown?

Ahmed (Guest) on March 8, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 7, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 26, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Selemani (Guest) on February 18, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 9, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Sofia (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 31, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Farida (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Sumaya (Guest) on January 28, 2017

😂 So funny!

Habiba (Guest) on January 24, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Abdillah (Guest) on January 21, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 18, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 16, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 15, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Zulekha (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Hassan (Guest) on January 11, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 6, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sharifa (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 30, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Sarafina (Guest) on December 26, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 23, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on December 21, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Abdillah (Guest) on December 19, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 10, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Hassan (Guest) on December 9, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 15, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Shukuru (Guest) on November 14, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Biashara (Guest) on November 5, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 29, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 13, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 10, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 4, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Saidi (Guest) on August 6, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 27, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 25, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 9, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 5, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mgeni (Guest) on July 4, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Halima (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Leila (Guest) on June 27, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Tambwe (Guest) on June 18, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 17, 2016

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Shabani (Guest) on June 12, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Faiza (Guest) on June 11, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Tabu (Guest) on May 22, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 18, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Zulekha (Guest) on May 18, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 14, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

John Malisa (Guest) on April 27, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋