What did the teacher do at the beach?

Yahya (Guest) on June 13, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 3, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Aziza (Guest) on May 24, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Habiba (Guest) on May 20, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Habiba (Guest) on May 17, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Bahati (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

John Lissu (Guest) on March 30, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 29, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Hekima (Guest) on March 26, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Bahati (Guest) on March 24, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 12, 2017

😄 You got me!

Mchawi (Guest) on March 1, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Shabani (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Kassim (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 10, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 28, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Amani (Guest) on January 26, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 25, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Leila (Guest) on January 17, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 8, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 4, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Shani (Guest) on December 29, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Zulekha (Guest) on December 28, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Daudi (Guest) on December 26, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 25, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 15, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 8, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Daudi (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Kazija (Guest) on November 11, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Mazrui (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Nuru (Guest) on October 31, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 15, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 13, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 20, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Halimah (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 18, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Zainab (Guest) on August 3, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 30, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 11, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 7, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nchi (Guest) on July 2, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Shamim (Guest) on June 27, 2016

😂 So funny!

Wande (Guest) on June 27, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 26, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Nuru (Guest) on June 26, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Binti (Guest) on June 18, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

John Malisa (Guest) on June 18, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 12, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 5, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Masika (Guest) on June 2, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Zubeida (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️