What kind of table can you have for dinner?

Jabir (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 25, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Salima (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Yahya (Guest) on February 9, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Kahina (Guest) on February 9, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 4, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 23, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Shani (Guest) on January 21, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mohamed (Guest) on January 20, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 1, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Yahya (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 15, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Sultan (Guest) on December 2, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mashaka (Guest) on December 2, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 29, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 20, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mchawi (Guest) on November 15, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Habiba (Guest) on October 22, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 10, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Fikiri (Guest) on October 9, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Kheri (Guest) on October 7, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Athumani (Guest) on October 3, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Zakaria (Guest) on September 29, 2016

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 15, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 2, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 26, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 19, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Amani (Guest) on August 17, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 23, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Zakaria (Guest) on July 13, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Husna (Guest) on July 11, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Abubakari (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Rahim (Guest) on July 8, 2016

😆 That punchline!

John Malisa (Guest) on July 1, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 28, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 26, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

George Mallya (Guest) on June 24, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Daudi (Guest) on June 11, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Sultan (Guest) on June 10, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rahim (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 14, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 11, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 22, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 22, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 11, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Abubakar (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Jaffar (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 22, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧