What type of diet did the snowman go on?

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 15, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 4, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 31, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Farida (Guest) on March 28, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 27, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 18, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 13, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 10, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Josephine (Guest) on March 5, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Tambwe (Guest) on March 4, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 24, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Sekela (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Abubakari (Guest) on January 29, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on January 23, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Rahim (Guest) on January 22, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 15, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 12, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 5, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 5, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Rabia (Guest) on January 4, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 24, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 24, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 22, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Nashon (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Wande (Guest) on December 15, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 30, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Husna (Guest) on November 29, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 27, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mazrui (Guest) on November 24, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 19, 2016

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 15, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 11, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 9, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 4, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Omar (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 18, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

George Tenga (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Furaha (Guest) on September 20, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 15, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Biashara (Guest) on September 11, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Omari (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Shabani (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Zawadi (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Hekima (Guest) on August 23, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 14, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Rahim (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 3, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 30, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 27, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 14, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Zuhura (Guest) on July 9, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 7, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

John Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 5, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Hashim (Guest) on June 27, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆