What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Biashara (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Kassim (Guest) on January 4, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 26, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 25, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 23, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 19, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Habiba (Guest) on December 7, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

John Lissu (Guest) on December 6, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 4, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on December 3, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 30, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Hawa (Guest) on November 22, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Maida (Guest) on November 2, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 15, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 28, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 22, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Yusuf (Guest) on September 14, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 4, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Fadhila (Guest) on August 27, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 22, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 6, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Hashim (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Saidi (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 27, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 21, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Amina (Guest) on July 18, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Kassim (Guest) on July 15, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 5, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Khadija (Guest) on July 3, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 19, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 14, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Masika (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 9, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 6, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Makame (Guest) on May 12, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mashaka (Guest) on May 8, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Amani (Guest) on May 4, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Nyota (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 30, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 13, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 8, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Fadhila (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 7, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 5, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Muslima (Guest) on March 28, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Majid (Guest) on March 26, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Saidi (Guest) on March 22, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 15, 2016

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 10, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵