What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 28, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Selemani (Guest) on April 10, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Chum (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Shani (Guest) on April 6, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nahida (Guest) on March 19, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Husna (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mashaka (Guest) on March 10, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 5, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 4, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Habiba (Guest) on February 23, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mustafa (Guest) on February 21, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 13, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

John Mushi (Guest) on January 27, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 16, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 14, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 10, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 26, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Shamim (Guest) on December 18, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 3, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 19, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Wande (Guest) on November 18, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Habiba (Guest) on November 16, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sultan (Guest) on November 16, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 14, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 27, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 20, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 3, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 26, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 23, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Abubakar (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Abubakar (Guest) on September 9, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Omar (Guest) on September 8, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Wande (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Hassan (Guest) on August 27, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 24, 2016

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 18, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Nchi (Guest) on August 15, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 11, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 6, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Zulekha (Guest) on July 6, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 5, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Azima (Guest) on June 16, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 9, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 29, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 26, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 15, 2016

😆 That punchline!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 14, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 13, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Asha (Guest) on May 9, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋