Where do baby pens spend their day?

George Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 17, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Latifa (Guest) on December 15, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 30, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jamila (Guest) on November 29, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 25, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mjaka (Guest) on November 25, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Issack (Guest) on November 17, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Shamsa (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 29, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Zulekha (Guest) on October 27, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Shabani (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Farida (Guest) on October 12, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 3, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 1, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 28, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Husna (Guest) on September 18, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Nyota (Guest) on September 10, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Habiba (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 15, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

James Mduma (Guest) on August 3, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Rashid (Guest) on August 2, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mgeni (Guest) on July 23, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 14, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 26, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 22, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 8, 2016

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 2, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Sekela (Guest) on May 27, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Ndoto (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 30, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 30, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Juma (Guest) on April 27, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Sarafina (Guest) on April 26, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Shani (Guest) on April 5, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 5, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 1, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 25, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 16, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 15, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Amir (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on February 7, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Ndoto (Guest) on January 26, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜