Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 21, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 17, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Khatib (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Bakari (Guest) on March 1, 2017

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mazrui (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Abdullah (Guest) on February 5, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Selemani (Guest) on February 2, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Maida (Guest) on January 13, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 10, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 27, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 25, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 24, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 6, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 5, 2016

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mhina (Guest) on November 30, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Sofia (Guest) on November 29, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 27, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 17, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Kheri (Guest) on November 6, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 4, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 30, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mustafa (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 11, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nchi (Guest) on September 25, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Kheri (Guest) on September 18, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 17, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Chum (Guest) on September 15, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 15, 2016

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Ali (Guest) on September 4, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 2, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Ahmed (Guest) on August 20, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mohamed (Guest) on August 10, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 6, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 6, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Nashon (Guest) on August 3, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 24, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 18, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 4, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

George Mallya (Guest) on June 28, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 23, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Arifa (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 15, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

James Mduma (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 8, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 27, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Warda (Guest) on May 15, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 6, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Binti (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 30, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 1, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 24, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 23, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵