Where do polar bears vote?

Kiza (Guest) on February 1, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 30, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Kazija (Guest) on January 15, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 31, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 27, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 19, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Kiza (Guest) on December 8, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Salum (Guest) on November 30, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

James Kimani (Guest) on November 27, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 10, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 10, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Hawa (Guest) on November 6, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Yahya (Guest) on October 27, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mohamed (Guest) on October 13, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 11, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 25, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 10, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Muslima (Guest) on September 7, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Khalifa (Guest) on August 21, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Issack (Guest) on July 29, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 18, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 17, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Nuru (Guest) on July 15, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 5, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Sultan (Guest) on July 5, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Nyota (Guest) on June 26, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Kahina (Guest) on June 25, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 10, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Jafari (Guest) on June 5, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 5, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 26, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 13, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 6, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 29, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mariam (Guest) on April 17, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Chiku (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 16, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 17, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 16, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 15, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mashaka (Guest) on March 4, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 28, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Nchi (Guest) on February 18, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 2, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭