Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Hamida (Guest) on March 29, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Sultan (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 21, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 12, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 4, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Amani (Guest) on January 15, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 14, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Nchi (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 29, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Jamila (Guest) on December 29, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Omari (Guest) on December 22, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nasra (Guest) on December 20, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

John Malisa (Guest) on December 8, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Fadhila (Guest) on December 2, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Jabir (Guest) on November 26, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 20, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Omari (Guest) on November 16, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Josephine (Guest) on November 5, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Leila (Guest) on October 21, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 13, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 26, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Halima (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 15, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mchuma (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mazrui (Guest) on September 6, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

David Chacha (Guest) on September 6, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Tambwe (Guest) on September 2, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Juma (Guest) on August 22, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 19, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 11, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Sultan (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 26, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Bahati (Guest) on July 5, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 24, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 22, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 18, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 9, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Majid (Guest) on May 30, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Abdillah (Guest) on May 26, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Muslima (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Faiza (Guest) on May 11, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 10, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 7, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 6, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 4, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 27, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂