Why did the boy run around his bed?

Biashara (Guest) on November 29, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Safiya (Guest) on November 27, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 24, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Nassar (Guest) on November 19, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Shukuru (Guest) on November 3, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Abubakari (Guest) on November 2, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 29, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Khalifa (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 18, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 24, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 18, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Maida (Guest) on September 17, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 13, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 28, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Issack (Guest) on August 21, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Sumaya (Guest) on August 13, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 6, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 29, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 27, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 24, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 21, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Wande (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on July 18, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 17, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 14, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 12, 2016

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Binti (Guest) on July 3, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Yusra (Guest) on June 20, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 12, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 4, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Sharifa (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 29, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 26, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Safiya (Guest) on May 26, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Jaffar (Guest) on May 20, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 16, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 11, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Hashim (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Issa (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 17, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 20, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Amani (Guest) on March 20, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 19, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 17, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 15, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Safiya (Guest) on March 10, 2016

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 25, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on February 23, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 7, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 3, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Issack (Guest) on January 13, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on January 8, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴