Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 19, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 12, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Fadhili (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 27, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 26, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mustafa (Guest) on February 25, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 18, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 12, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 12, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Jafari (Guest) on February 7, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 2, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Neema (Guest) on January 30, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

James Malima (Guest) on January 23, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

James Malima (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Omar (Guest) on December 15, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 14, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 24, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mazrui (Guest) on October 31, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 27, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 15, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 3, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 30, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 21, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 23, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 16, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Abubakari (Guest) on August 13, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Masika (Guest) on August 5, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Salima (Guest) on July 30, 2016

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 25, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 21, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Hamida (Guest) on July 20, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 17, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Kazija (Guest) on July 14, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Nchi (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Zakaria (Guest) on July 2, 2016

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 24, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 6, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 12, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Habiba (Guest) on May 12, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Nchi (Guest) on May 1, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Amina (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 4, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 28, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

George Mallya (Guest) on March 14, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 11, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤