Why did the dog keep tripping?

John Lissu (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mgeni (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 24, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 14, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

James Kimani (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 30, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 16, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 14, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Jamila (Guest) on November 9, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Wande (Guest) on October 31, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 14, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 13, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Rahim (Guest) on September 17, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Sofia (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Saidi (Guest) on September 13, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Zakia (Guest) on August 29, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 28, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Zuhura (Guest) on August 13, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Ahmed (Guest) on August 6, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

James Malima (Guest) on July 30, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mzee (Guest) on July 20, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 8, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 23, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Nasra (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Nassor (Guest) on June 2, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Tambwe (Guest) on May 25, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Amani (Guest) on May 17, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Fadhili (Guest) on May 11, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 9, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Daudi (Guest) on May 4, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

John Lissu (Guest) on April 25, 2016

😆 That punchline!

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rahma (Guest) on April 21, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 14, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Hamida (Guest) on April 14, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 7, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rehema (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 17, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Latifa (Guest) on March 2, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Rashid (Guest) on February 12, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Warda (Guest) on January 30, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 13, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Zubeida (Guest) on January 11, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 8, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Yusra (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 30, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔