Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 4, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Fadhila (Guest) on February 26, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 22, 2017

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

John Malisa (Guest) on February 7, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 2, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Sarafina (Guest) on January 2, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Salima (Guest) on December 29, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 26, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 1, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mariam (Guest) on November 28, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

John Mushi (Guest) on November 27, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 25, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mhina (Guest) on November 24, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 22, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 16, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 5, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 24, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 12, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 8, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Halima (Guest) on September 13, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 11, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mwanais (Guest) on September 3, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mchawi (Guest) on August 20, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 14, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Omari (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Juma (Guest) on July 27, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 21, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Kassim (Guest) on July 21, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 20, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Ahmed (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 16, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 13, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 5, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 28, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Maida (Guest) on June 27, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Hekima (Guest) on June 24, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Mhina (Guest) on June 13, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on June 11, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 10, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

James Kimani (Guest) on May 9, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 8, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 5, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 31, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 1, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️