Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

Issa (Guest) on December 5, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 4, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 2, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Binti (Guest) on November 28, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Zainab (Guest) on November 27, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

John Lissu (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 18, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 8, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 29, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 27, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 21, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 6, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 19, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mhina (Guest) on September 17, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Zainab (Guest) on September 12, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Zubeida (Guest) on September 9, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 9, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mariam (Guest) on September 4, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Khalifa (Guest) on August 26, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 23, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 20, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Nuru (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Shabani (Guest) on July 25, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Masika (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Sekela (Guest) on July 18, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 13, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 2, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 16, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Nasra (Guest) on June 15, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Rukia (Guest) on June 6, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 3, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Yahya (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Umi (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 13, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 6, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Zuhura (Guest) on April 30, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 29, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Shukuru (Guest) on April 27, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 18, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 11, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 8, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 1, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jamila (Guest) on March 29, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 26, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 24, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Masika (Guest) on March 19, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 18, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 9, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 6, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Zulekha (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 20, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Ali (Guest) on February 19, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 13, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊