Why was the computer cold?

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 7, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Maida (Guest) on November 4, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Chiku (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mashaka (Guest) on October 23, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 20, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 13, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 10, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 9, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Halimah (Guest) on October 7, 2016

😂 So funny!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 2, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Zawadi (Guest) on September 27, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Selemani (Guest) on September 27, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Farida (Guest) on September 25, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 18, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Nassar (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mustafa (Guest) on August 29, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 28, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 26, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 19, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mhina (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 3, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

John Lissu (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Mwanais (Guest) on June 13, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 29, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Azima (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 9, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 7, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Omari (Guest) on April 24, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Kahina (Guest) on April 13, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Selemani (Guest) on April 13, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Shukuru (Guest) on April 9, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 7, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 1, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 3, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Bakari (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 21, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 13, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Amani (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 27, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 26, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Rubea (Guest) on January 23, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 16, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Halimah (Guest) on January 6, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 5, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Neema (Guest) on January 5, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 29, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Chiku (Guest) on December 24, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰