Why was the math book always worried?

Raha (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 23, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 14, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

James Kimani (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

James Mduma (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Shani (Guest) on November 18, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Omar (Guest) on November 17, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Juma (Guest) on November 14, 2016

😄 Too good!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 10, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

James Mduma (Guest) on November 9, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Sekela (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 24, 2016

😄 You got me!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 22, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 15, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 8, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 6, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 21, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 16, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 27, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 27, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Daudi (Guest) on August 10, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 29, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 20, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Chum (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 3, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 26, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Selemani (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 26, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 15, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Warda (Guest) on May 12, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 12, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 10, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 4, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 4, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 28, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 26, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 24, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Habiba (Guest) on April 19, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 19, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Baridi (Guest) on April 16, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 12, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 27, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Arifa (Guest) on March 25, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Athumani (Guest) on March 18, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 8, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 6, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Tambwe (Guest) on March 1, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Nchi (Guest) on March 1, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Neema (Guest) on February 29, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 23, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 18, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 6, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Biashara (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌