Why was the turkey arrested?

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 24, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

John Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on March 5, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Fadhili (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 27, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 27, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Jamila (Guest) on February 23, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 7, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 6, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Yahya (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Umi (Guest) on January 25, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 24, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Leila (Guest) on January 22, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 12, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 10, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 25, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 20, 2016

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 9, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Zuhura (Guest) on December 4, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Halima (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Abubakar (Guest) on November 13, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Fadhili (Guest) on November 10, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 8, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 5, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Salima (Guest) on October 22, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Kiza (Guest) on October 9, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 22, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ndoto (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 13, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 12, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

John Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mariam (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Zubeida (Guest) on August 9, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 24, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 17, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 11, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mchawi (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 3, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Rukia (Guest) on June 21, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 2, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 22, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Aziza (Guest) on May 2, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Leila (Guest) on May 2, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Chiku (Guest) on May 1, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 24, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂