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Mme amemfuma fundi wa kitanda na mke wake, cheki walichokua wanafanya

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Kuna mama mmoja ameolewa na wanapendana sana na mmeo. siku moja mme wake alisafiri kikazi (safari ya zaidi ya mwezi) nje ya mkoa. Siku mmeo anarudi, yule mama alimtafuta fundi seremala amrekebishie chaga za kitanda zilikuwa zimeharibika, kwa ajili ya maandalizi ya mechi ya above +18.

Wakati fundi anaendelea na kazi kumbe mmeo huyu dada alishafika. hakutaka kumjulisha mkeo, kwa nia nzuri tu ya kumfanyia suprise, kwani alikuja na mazaga zaga kibao. Hiyo aliingia kwa kunyatia hadi kwenye mlango wa chumbani kwao. Ghafla akasikia mazungumzo ya mkeo na fundi ndani. Mazungumzo yalikuwaje? fuatilia hapa chini

Mama X: Fanya haraka mme wangu amekaribia
Fundi: Nakaribia kumaliza, nisaidie kuchomeka vizuri upande wako (akikusudia chaga)
Mama X: Mbona haiingii
Fundi: Ingiza kwa upande upande
Mama X: Sukuma kwa nguvu
Fundi: Angalia usiumie
Mama X: Hamna shida imeingia

Wakati jamaa akiendelea kusikiliza mlangoni, fundi akaweza godoro juu ya kitanda na mama x akajitupa kitandani kujaribu kama kimetengamaa. mara chaga akachomoka na kuanguaka chini. Nini kilifuata

Mama x: Uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiii(miguno) "my God, mbona hivi"
Fundi : Pole sana
Mama X: sasa?
Fundi: Ngoja nichomeke tena
Mama X: Yaan wewe, utaacha mme wangu afike hatujamaliza
Fundi: Usijali namaliza sasa hivi

Baada ya dakika chache, fundi akamuaga mama na kumwambia tayari, sasa naona umefurahi. Kutoka tu mlangoni akakutana uso kwa uso na jamaa amekunja ndita kama matuta ya viatu. Gues what happened?

Kitu gani kitatokea kisia toa maoni yako kama ni ww ungefanyaje?

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