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MKE: Mbona unanukia pafyumu ya kike?
MUME: Yaa kuna mwanamke tulikuwa tumeminyana ndani ya daladala
MKE: Na lipstiki kwenye shati?
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MUME: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi
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😄 Umenishika vizuri!

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