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…Upo kazini umeacha familia yako nyumbani mara ghafla unapigiwa simu kutazama unakutana na no ngeni na kuamua kuipokea ndipo unakutana na Sauti ya msichana ya kuvutia lakin kabla hajasema shida yake anaamua kukata simu. Unashikwa na hamu ya kujua ni nani. Tamaa ya mchepuko inakujia ghafla na kuamua kuipiga ile no tena kwa mara nyingine inakuwa haipatikani.

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