What bird loves construction work?

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 20, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 19, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Halima (Guest) on August 30, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 25, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Kassim (Guest) on August 17, 2024

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 4, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 1, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Hawa (Guest) on July 24, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 20, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Warda (Guest) on July 17, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 8, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mwanais (Guest) on July 1, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 1, 2024

🤣 This one’s fire!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Maida (Guest) on June 23, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 3, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Umi (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 16, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 16, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Baridi (Guest) on May 9, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 11, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Halima (Guest) on April 10, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 2, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 25, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mhina (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Khalifa (Guest) on March 16, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 8, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Fikiri (Guest) on February 26, 2024

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 25, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Zuhura (Guest) on February 16, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Azima (Guest) on February 11, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Khatib (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 1, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Mwanais (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 10, 2024

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Baridi (Guest) on January 7, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 29, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 28, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 20, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Majid (Guest) on December 17, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 16, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 10, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 29, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 14, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Halimah (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Issack (Guest) on October 30, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mohamed (Guest) on October 23, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 20, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Khadija (Guest) on October 17, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Sekela (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Saidi (Guest) on September 15, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mashaka (Guest) on September 8, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪