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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! πŸš²πŸ˜„


Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Mzee (Guest) on September 2, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πŸ•βœ¨

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 29, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. πŸ˜‡πŸ“

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 25, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βœοΈπŸ’°

Aziza (Guest) on August 14, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! πŸ”πŸ₯—

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. πŸ˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! πŸ˜…

Amani (Guest) on July 12, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 28, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' πŸ‘–πŸ•

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2024

πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 24, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! πŸ’€πŸ–

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 7, 2024

πŸ˜† This one really got me!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 3, 2024

🀣 This one got me good!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 2, 2024

🀣 Didn’t see that coming!

Zawadi (Guest) on May 31, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ€§

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 30, 2024

πŸ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!

Jabir (Guest) on May 29, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦€πŸ’°

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 26, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ˜…

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢

Sarafina (Guest) on April 29, 2024

🀣 That punchline was unexpected!

Rahim (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ“–

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 5, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈπŸ‘”

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 5, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. πŸ›οΈπŸ’­

Bahati (Guest) on April 3, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 1, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 22, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πŸ•βΈοΈ

Amina (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎπŸ†

Rehema (Guest) on March 1, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πŸšͺπŸ˜†

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! πŸ¦΄πŸŽ‰

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 26, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! πŸ¦΄πŸ˜‚

Hawa (Guest) on February 19, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mjaka (Guest) on February 10, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2024

😁 This made my day!

James Kimani (Guest) on January 30, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. πŸ’»πŸ§ 

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 7, 2024

πŸ˜‚ So funny!

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 6, 2024

This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. πŸ˜„πŸ‘΅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. πŸ₯ƒβ˜•

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 20, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! πŸ“šπŸ’

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘Ά

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ“…πŸ”

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 9, 2023

πŸ˜„ Nailed it!

Maimuna (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 16, 2023

πŸ˜‚ I’m dying!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. πŸ°πŸ˜‚

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 30, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β›³πŸ‘–

Wande (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄

Abubakar (Guest) on October 14, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 5, 2023

πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Halima (Guest) on October 1, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Hamida (Guest) on September 28, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ

Fadhili (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. πŸ’€πŸ₯‹

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

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