Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 24, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 23, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Maimuna (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 7, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 27, 2024

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Khatib (Guest) on August 22, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Fatuma (Guest) on August 19, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Tambwe (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 10, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Habiba (Guest) on August 9, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Jabir (Guest) on August 6, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Hamida (Guest) on August 5, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 25, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Biashara (Guest) on June 24, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 22, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Chiku (Guest) on June 18, 2024

😄 You got me!

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

John Mushi (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Baridi (Guest) on May 13, 2024

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

John Malisa (Guest) on April 30, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 10, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 14, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 4, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Zulekha (Guest) on March 2, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 22, 2024

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 20, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 13, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 12, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Baridi (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Issa (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 27, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Shani (Guest) on December 13, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Sekela (Guest) on December 13, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Rashid (Guest) on December 10, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 7, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Salma (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Sekela (Guest) on October 25, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 16, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 3, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 29, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 23, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 14, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Hashim (Guest) on September 1, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 20, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 16, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 15, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 10, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 6, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Nasra (Guest) on August 3, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 22, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Zulekha (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 14, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!