Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 27, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Rahma (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Nasra (Guest) on August 18, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 10, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 30, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 28, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Muslima (Guest) on July 20, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 16, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Jabir (Guest) on July 12, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Farida (Guest) on July 4, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mzee (Guest) on June 30, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Jafari (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

John Lissu (Guest) on June 16, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 14, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Amani (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

George Tenga (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

John Malisa (Guest) on May 4, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 4, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 1, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Kiza (Guest) on April 22, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Chum (Guest) on April 9, 2024

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Makame (Guest) on April 9, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 19, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 19, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Maulid (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 14, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 5, 2024

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Asha (Guest) on February 2, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Rubea (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 16, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 7, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Neema (Guest) on January 3, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Maneno (Guest) on December 24, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 12, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mjaka (Guest) on December 10, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Farida (Guest) on December 8, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

James Malima (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 4, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 2, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Hashim (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 14, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mzee (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 18, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 18, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Zakaria (Guest) on September 15, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 4, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 4, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 31, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵