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Sababu ya watu kupenda mapenzi kuliko vita

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Mwalimu aliuliza swali

"Kwanini watu wanapenda MAPENZI kuliko VITA?

Mwanafunzi mmoja akajibu:-
"Kwa sababu CONDOM ni bei rahis kuliko BUNDUKI.

Wanafunzi wote: Ndiooooo…!!
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