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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke: Unampango gani na pasaka hii mmewangu.. Mume: Nitafanya kama yesu.. Mke: Unamaanisha Nini?
Mume: Nitaondoka ijumaa na Kurudi j3.. Mke: Unanishangaza, kama utafanya hivi nami nitafanya kama Maria.. Mume: Unamaanisha Nini? Mke: Nitapata mimba bila ya kuingingiliwa na wewe mume wangu.. Mume: 😳😳😳
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtu na mkewe walikuwa bado wamelala asubuhi, mtu akapiga hodi mke akaenda kufungua mlango, si akakuta mchepuko wake, MKE: Unataka nini we mpumbavu?
MUME: Nani huyo unamtukana? MKE: Kuna mtu hapa anakichwa kama nenda urudi badae MCHEPUKO:Nawewe pua kama poa MKE:Miguu kama masaa mawili MCHEPUKO:Masikio kama sichelewi MKE: Ondoka hapa mjinga we. …… Akafunga mlango MUME: mwambie ana macho kama sitoki leo ng'oo SIPENDI UJINGA MM nikiwa na my love pr
Angalia huyu boyfriend alivyomuweza huyu msichana wake
Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla
akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti
akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya
kimahaba
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla
akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti
akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya
kimahaba
"Honey kama upo nyumbani umelala naomba unitumie ndoto
zako,
Kama unakula nitumie chakula, Kama unacheka nitumie kicheko
chako,
Kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,Kama unatoa pesa kwenye
A.T.M nitumie pesa." Boyfriend akajibu "NIKO CHOONI LABDA
NIKUTUMIE KINYESI MPENZI!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake frank ambaye ni kipofu, akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dem kavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua frank hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa ni Haya..
DEM: VIPI FRANK MBONA UMEPOTEA YAANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI..?
FRANK: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA!…
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kakubaliana vizuri na msichana fulani hivi kuwa aibuke gheto, mchizi kajipanga vizuri kabisa…. mara saa nne hivi mdada kasema hana nauli. Mshkaji kajikunja kamtumia Elfu tano maana mwenye shida alikuwa ni yeye…… Baada ya nusu saa yule dada akamtumia meseji. "Jamani mpenzi, kumbe baba hatoki nilijua atatoka… sorry bae sitaweza kuja kwa leo… sooo sorry!" Mshkaji jiii! hajajibu kitu…..
Baada ya muda kidogo meseji ikaingia katika simu ya binti, akajua mchizi kajibu. Mh! kutazama ni meseji kutoka Mpesa.
"CA90F0511 IMETHIBITISHWA Tshs 5000 ILIYOTUMWA KIMAKOSA KATIKA ACCOUNT YAKO IMETOLEWA SALIO LAKO NI Tshs 5"
Halafu ndo ikaingia meseji ya mshkaji. "BASI POA SIKU NYINGINE KAMA VIPI"
#dada wa watu mashavu yakamshuka… hakuamini kilichotokea…. yaani jamaa keshawapigia Voda na pesa fasta imezuiliwa……
Nilichomfanyia huyu aliyenizingua nilipomuazimisha pasi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Jana nimeenda kuazima pasi chumba jirani, ili ninyooshe nguo zangu, Jamaa wakaniambia nichukue nguo nikanyooshe room kwao maana hawataki pasi yao itoke. Sasa leo amekuja mmoja wao kuazima mopper akasafishe room, nimemwambia aje adekie humu humu…
Jamaa ameondoka nadhani atakua ameenda kuchukua maji 🤒🤒🤒
KICHEKESHO: Ajira ngumu!! Cheki hawa walivyoamua kujiajiri
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi Mbuga ya Wanyama, akaambiwa nafasi ya Kazi ipo ila hakuna Sokwe, "hivyo utajifanya Sokwe na tutakupa ngozi utavaa"
Jamaa siku ya kwanza akavaa, walipokuja watalii mambo yalienda vizuri, Siku iliyofuata Banda lake liliwekwa juu ya Banda la Simba, Jamaa ktk kuongeza mbwembwe akawa anarukaruka, kwa bahati mbaya si akaangukia ndani ya Banda la Simba, akawa anapiga kelele "Mama nakufaaa!"
Mara yule Simba akamwambia "Acha Ufala ww kelele za nini sasa, mimi mwenyewe Binadamu! rudi kwenye Banda lako kabla watalii hawajaja watatushtukia! chezea ajira ww"………!!
