Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_5c0262d3df6388fa1f3d95c584a9ce9b, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/display_user.php on line
4
Unakumbuka hizi Sheria zetu za mpira utotoni?
Date: December 18, 2016
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
1.Mwenye mpira Lazima acheze ata kama hajui mpira
2.Dogo mnene Lazima awe golikipa
3.Mwenye mpira ataamua nan acheze na nan asicheze
4.kama haujashiriki kufuma mpira unaweza ucpate namba
5.Ukichaguliwa mwishon ujue uwezo wako ni mdogo kuliko wote
6.Mwenye mpira akikaclika mpira umeisha
7.Inaruhusiwa kubadili golikipa kama ikitokea penat na baada ya apo ataendelea kudaka yule yule
8.Mechi itaisha pale giza linapoingia
9.wale ambao wamekosa namba kazi yao ni kufata mpira ukitoka
10.yule mtaalam wa soka {KM MIMI } huwa hakoc namba ata cku moja!
Ukiikumbuka lazima utabasam!
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_5c0262d3df6388fa1f3d95c584a9ce9b, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line
4
Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in
/home/ackyshine/mhubiri/comments.php on line
4
Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.
Related Posts
Kama simu yako ina Wi-fi ujue uko na mke wa mtu 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌ðŸ...
Read More
JE UMESHAWAHI KUONA SMS MAFUA?
Cheki hii hapa……..
"Mabo dugu yagu mziba? Bwa...
Read More
Mchaga baada ya kufa akaulizwa na malaika anayetoa roho: Mangi hapa ni njiapanda kulia ni Mbingun...
Read More
Siku hizi kudekezwa na kupetiwa petiwa tunawaachia matajiri
Hakuna mwanamke yupo tayar kula...
Read More
Unafahamu?
Kile kidada kimbea kinachosemaga salio lako halitoshi kimefukuzwa kazi s...
Read More
Siku izi kujuana kumezidi hata ukienda msibani kama hauna connection hauli msosi
"MAENEO FLANI ya KISHUA"
-Mshikaji kamwona demu mkali
anakatiza kitaa akamkubali akaam...
Read More
Amini Nawaambieni
Hakuna Muda Mzuri wa Kulipa Mahari Kama Mwezi January. Baba Mkwe Anapo...
Read More
Akikuta PESA wakati anafua atapiga kimya kimya, sasa ngoja akute umeacha CONDOM ndo utajua kama u...
Read More
Ndoto zingine bwana usiombe zikupate
Mimi usiku wa kuamkia Leo nikiwa nimelala nimeota naen...
Read More
Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda k...
Read More
Nimeblockiwa bila kosa X Girlfriend From no where kanitext eti Hi; Vp na huko kwenu mvua...
Read More
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! ðŸ‘😆
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 9, 2024
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅
Nyota (Guest) on June 6, 2024
😄 Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 21, 2024
Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂
Sumaya (Guest) on May 15, 2024
Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! 😄
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 11, 2024
🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!
Zubeida (Guest) on May 11, 2024
Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 13, 2024
🤣🤣ðŸ‘😆
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 11, 2024
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 11, 2024
Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! ðŸ˜
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 5, 2024
Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 3, 2024
😄 Umenishika vizuri!
George Mallya (Guest) on March 2, 2024
😊😂🤣
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 19, 2024
Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆ðŸ‘
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 27, 2024
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 11, 2024
😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 27, 2023
Mna talent ya jokes! ðŸ‘😂
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 21, 2023
Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊
Selemani (Guest) on December 2, 2023
😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 30, 2023
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 26, 2023
😂ðŸ‘😅🤣
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 14, 2023
😆 Ninakufa hapa!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 7, 2023
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 7, 2023
😂 Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 1, 2023
😅😂👌😊
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 18, 2023
🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 8, 2023
😄😅ðŸ‘😂
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 24, 2023
Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2023
Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 13, 2023
😂😂🤣
David Chacha (Guest) on June 12, 2023
Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊
Fatuma (Guest) on June 6, 2023
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 28, 2023
😂🤣😂😅
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 23, 2023
😠Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 14, 2023
Hii imenikuna! 😆😊
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 8, 2023
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 🤣😆
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 10, 2023
Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅
Kahina (Guest) on April 4, 2023
😆 Nacheka hadi chini!
Amani (Guest) on March 20, 2023
Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 16, 2023
😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 21, 2023
Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 30, 2022
🤣🤣😄😆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 20, 2022
Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣
Kheri (Guest) on December 9, 2022
Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂
Umi (Guest) on December 6, 2022
🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 2, 2022
Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣
John Mushi (Guest) on November 25, 2022
Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆ðŸ‘
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂
John Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2022
Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 6, 2022
😂🤣
Halima (Guest) on September 26, 2022
😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 17, 2022
Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅
David Chacha (Guest) on September 10, 2022
Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2022
Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 30, 2022
Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣
Raha (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! ðŸ˜
Ndoto (Guest) on July 14, 2022
😂 Kali sana!