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kuku, bahati mbaya kwenye frij
kulikuwa na kuku mmoja tu, muuzaji
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mzani, akaonekana ana kilo moja na robo.

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kumrudisha kwenye mzani, safari hii
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shayumastersr (User) on April 27, 2025

Hahaha hii kali canA

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