What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Furaha (Guest) on August 23, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 10, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 9, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Zakia (Guest) on August 4, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 30, 2024

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Asha (Guest) on July 13, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 10, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 24, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Biashara (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 16, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Baraka (Guest) on May 29, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Tambwe (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Khatib (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 19, 2024

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Jamila (Guest) on April 18, 2024

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Issack (Guest) on April 14, 2024

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 12, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Maimuna (Guest) on March 28, 2024

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 26, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 19, 2024

😁 This made my day!

Jaffar (Guest) on March 15, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Zuhura (Guest) on March 13, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Hekima (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nasra (Guest) on March 4, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Abdillah (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mariam (Guest) on February 8, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 1, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 24, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Yahya (Guest) on January 13, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Josephine (Guest) on January 6, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Nashon (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 2, 2024

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 29, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

George Tenga (Guest) on December 28, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 15, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 9, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 1, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mjaka (Guest) on November 26, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Rabia (Guest) on November 22, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 19, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 11, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Umi (Guest) on November 6, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Muslima (Guest) on November 3, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Warda (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜