What makes a skeleton laugh?

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 17, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Fatuma (Guest) on September 13, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Masika (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 7, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 15, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Habiba (Guest) on July 26, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Makame (Guest) on July 24, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 18, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Raha (Guest) on July 12, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Sultan (Guest) on June 29, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 25, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Ndoto (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Shani (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 13, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Hamida (Guest) on June 10, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 7, 2024

😄 Too good!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 2, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 25, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Yusuf (Guest) on May 22, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

John Lissu (Guest) on May 2, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Chacha (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 21, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 20, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 19, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Muslima (Guest) on April 9, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 23, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Rukia (Guest) on March 14, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 18, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 1, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 31, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 31, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 26, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 19, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Farida (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Rabia (Guest) on January 8, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Shamsa (Guest) on January 8, 2024

😆 That punchline!

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 27, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Furaha (Guest) on December 25, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Issack (Guest) on December 24, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mustafa (Guest) on December 13, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Umi (Guest) on December 11, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Nchi (Guest) on December 6, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Nashon (Guest) on November 25, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 20, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 15, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 15, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

George Mallya (Guest) on November 15, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rubea (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Hamida (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Yahya (Guest) on November 6, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

John Mushi (Guest) on November 4, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴