Zakaria (Guest) on September 19, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Binti (Guest) on September 17, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Issa (Guest) on September 16, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 16, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 14, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 19, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Juma (Guest) on July 30, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 14, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 3, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Wande (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 11, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Faiza (Guest) on June 1, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Hashim (Guest) on May 30, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 24, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 13, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 6, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 1, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Daudi (Guest) on May 1, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 1, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 29, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

James Malima (Guest) on April 25, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Khatib (Guest) on April 20, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Tambwe (Guest) on April 10, 2024

😆 Still cracking up!

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 23, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 19, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Rahma (Guest) on February 23, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 16, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 15, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 10, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 4, 2024

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mohamed (Guest) on February 3, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 25, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Kahina (Guest) on January 24, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 7, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 26, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Abubakari (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Faiza (Guest) on December 15, 2023

😄 Too good!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 7, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 5, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

John Lissu (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 9, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 9, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Umi (Guest) on October 7, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

John Lissu (Guest) on September 30, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Jamila (Guest) on September 15, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Muslima (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nuru (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Chum (Guest) on September 3, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤