Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Zakaria (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 19, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Ali (Guest) on September 15, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 6, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mjaka (Guest) on September 3, 2024

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 2, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 22, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

John Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 9, 2024

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 2, 2024

😆 Still cracking up!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 7, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 26, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mchuma (Guest) on May 22, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 20, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 14, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Safiya (Guest) on May 6, 2024

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mchuma (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Hekima (Guest) on April 22, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Fadhila (Guest) on April 19, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 11, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 6, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Muslima (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 26, 2024

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mgeni (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 18, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Nyota (Guest) on March 18, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 14, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 14, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 5, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Wande (Guest) on February 17, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 11, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Ndoto (Guest) on January 29, 2024

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Jamal (Guest) on January 19, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 18, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Raha (Guest) on January 15, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 3, 2024

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mustafa (Guest) on December 24, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 16, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 3, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Nuru (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

John Lissu (Guest) on November 29, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Salma (Guest) on November 21, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Shukuru (Guest) on November 20, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 18, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 15, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 14, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 14, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 14, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 19, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 13, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Jamal (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Ali (Guest) on October 9, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!