Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Baridi (Guest) on September 19, 2024

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 28, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Asha (Guest) on August 21, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 13, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 8, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Kahina (Guest) on July 26, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 12, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 10, 2024

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Maulid (Guest) on July 4, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 29, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Chiku (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 25, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Rukia (Guest) on June 18, 2024

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 8, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Ali (Guest) on June 1, 2024

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 16, 2024

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

George Mallya (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Jamal (Guest) on March 23, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 20, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 13, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 6, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 5, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on February 24, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mchuma (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 16, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Ndoto (Guest) on February 15, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 10, 2024

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 7, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 29, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 25, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 23, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Hashim (Guest) on January 11, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 10, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 28, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 24, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mchuma (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Baridi (Guest) on December 7, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Issack (Guest) on December 5, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 4, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 19, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 13, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Zulekha (Guest) on November 9, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

John Kamande (Guest) on October 31, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Azima (Guest) on October 30, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 29, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 22, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Rashid (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Saidi (Guest) on October 19, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 18, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 11, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 1, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Kiza (Guest) on August 31, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Aziza (Guest) on August 22, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄