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Cheki huyu jamaa anachomfanyia huyu mrembo kanisani

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Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Jamaa: nipe nafasi uwe msimamizi wa serikali ya moyo wangu…
Dem: niache…
Jamaa: kweli nakupenda mpnz
Dem: (kwa sauti kubwa) nmesema NIACHEEEE!!
Watu wote kanisani wakageuka… Jamaa kaona noma na ili atulize msala
Jamaa: sikuachi hadi ukiri YESU kuwa Bwana na mwokozi wa Maisha yako.
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