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Watoto wa siku hizi ni shida! Angalia huyu mtoto anachomwambia baba yake

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Ka ni wewe?

DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao.

BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?

DOGO: juzi walisema 3+4= 7, jana wakasema 1+6=7, halafu leo wanasema 5+2=7 sasa huoni kama wanatuchanganya.

ungekua wewe ungemjibu nini
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