What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Habiba (Guest) on January 4, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 29, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Amir (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 10, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nashon (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 29, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 24, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 19, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 19, 2015

😆 Totally hilarious!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 18, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Zuhura (Guest) on November 11, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 30, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 29, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 26, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Rashid (Guest) on October 19, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 17, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 16, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 16, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 8, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kazija (Guest) on October 8, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 29, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 22, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Asha (Guest) on September 20, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 20, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Fatuma (Guest) on September 16, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Abubakar (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 30, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 28, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 4, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 2, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 29, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Latifa (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 21, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Yahya (Guest) on July 18, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 12, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Chum (Guest) on July 1, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Wande (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 15, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 11, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Masika (Guest) on June 11, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 2, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 22, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 20, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rehema (Guest) on May 15, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

John Lissu (Guest) on May 15, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 14, 2015

😅 I needed that!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 12, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Jamila (Guest) on May 2, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 1, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Chiku (Guest) on April 22, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Muslima (Guest) on April 10, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️