What do you give a sick lemon?

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwanais (Guest) on February 14, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Maneno (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 12, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 10, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 1, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Amir (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Sumaya (Guest) on December 19, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 15, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 8, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 3, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mariam (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Zakia (Guest) on November 7, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 23, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Amani (Guest) on October 10, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 9, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Daudi (Guest) on October 2, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mjaka (Guest) on September 19, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Zulekha (Guest) on August 28, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Omar (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Fadhila (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Asha (Guest) on August 15, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 10, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Maimuna (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 29, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 27, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Halima (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 15, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Bahati (Guest) on July 10, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 6, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Jamal (Guest) on June 28, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 26, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 22, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Binti (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on June 2, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Husna (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Selemani (Guest) on May 25, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Kazija (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 14, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Neema (Guest) on May 2, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 2, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 2, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 23, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Omari (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Rahim (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 9, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 7, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 25, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 19, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸