What was born to succeed?

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 8, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 8, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 4, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 24, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 19, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Umi (Guest) on February 12, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 8, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Binti (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Kheri (Guest) on January 30, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Sultan (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Zakia (Guest) on January 15, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

George Tenga (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 7, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Kassim (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 28, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 18, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 6, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Abubakar (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 30, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Azima (Guest) on October 30, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 30, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Rashid (Guest) on October 18, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 5, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Maulid (Guest) on September 19, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Arifa (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Sultan (Guest) on September 6, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 4, 2015

😄 You got me!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 4, 2015

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Ahmed (Guest) on September 2, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Fadhila (Guest) on August 27, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 26, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 5, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nyota (Guest) on August 2, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 29, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 29, 2015

😅 I needed that!

Rubea (Guest) on July 25, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 24, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on July 11, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Abdillah (Guest) on June 18, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 16, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Zawadi (Guest) on June 5, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Nyota (Guest) on May 27, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Furaha (Guest) on May 19, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Sekela (Guest) on April 30, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 20, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Jamal (Guest) on April 20, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Sumaya (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 15, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Zainab (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Amina (Guest) on March 27, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅