Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Umi (Guest) on March 9, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 7, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 6, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 3, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 15, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 7, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 3, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mchawi (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 16, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Rashid (Guest) on December 7, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

James Kimani (Guest) on December 5, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Ali (Guest) on December 2, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Kiza (Guest) on November 26, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Furaha (Guest) on November 25, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Abdillah (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Khadija (Guest) on November 7, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 2, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Shamim (Guest) on October 24, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Azima (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 18, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rukia (Guest) on October 18, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Nashon (Guest) on October 15, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 15, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 10, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 9, 2015

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 4, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 17, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 5, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 30, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Majid (Guest) on August 15, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Maida (Guest) on August 10, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 6, 2015

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 5, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mchawi (Guest) on July 12, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 1, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Josephine (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Fadhili (Guest) on June 5, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 22, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 20, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mohamed (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Habiba (Guest) on May 12, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 8, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Halimah (Guest) on May 1, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Umi (Guest) on April 22, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 20, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 31, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨