Why was the clown crying?

Bakari (Guest) on April 5, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Khamis (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Neema (Guest) on March 12, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 29, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 29, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Athumani (Guest) on January 24, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Juma (Guest) on December 30, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Rashid (Guest) on December 23, 2015

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Binti (Guest) on December 5, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sekela (Guest) on November 30, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mwanais (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 25, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 23, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Selemani (Guest) on October 26, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 22, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 14, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mwanais (Guest) on September 29, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Shamsa (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on September 25, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 22, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Shukuru (Guest) on August 31, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Rubea (Guest) on August 29, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 29, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Omari (Guest) on August 27, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 12, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Yahya (Guest) on July 30, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Zuhura (Guest) on July 30, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Rehema (Guest) on July 30, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Farida (Guest) on July 28, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 26, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 24, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Zainab (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 1, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 30, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Tabu (Guest) on June 25, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Jaffar (Guest) on June 22, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Makame (Guest) on June 19, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Amani (Guest) on June 7, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 27, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Nassor (Guest) on May 21, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 9, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 26, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Zakaria (Guest) on April 25, 2015

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 14, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 14, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 3, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 31, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 20, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆